Over 100 glowing five-star reviews!
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Loved by customers in NZ, Aussie, UK, and USA.
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Over 500 orders and counting!
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Free NZ shipping for orders over $120
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comfort for every Kiwi, every day!
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CREWNECKS.
CREWNECKS.
HOODIES.
HOODIES.
TEES.
TEES.
ZIP HOODIES.
ZIP HOODIES.
YOUR NOGGIN.
YOUR NOGGIN.
TOTE BAGS.
TOTE BAGS.
BLANK STUFF.
BLANK STUFF.
CUSTOM APPAREL.
We don’t just print stuff, we help create awesome custom apparel.
We specialise in tees, hoodies and crewnecks, but we have access to a wide range of apparel from New Zealand’s leading suppliers.
We can supply tote bags, beanies, caps, jackets, polos, active tees - you name it we can probably find it.
THE PODCAST.
Broadcasting all around the world from your mobile device.
Go on, have a listen to our podcast. A father-daughter duo having a yarn, going on rants, and talking absolute rubbish every week.
No script, and no real point.
FAKE NEWS.
THE INVESTIGATION HAS BEGUN.
Luke is on a mission that could change everything for CHOOSE SARCASM: get one of our tees on Hollywood actor man Jason Momoa.Jason has a genuine, powerful connection to Aotearoa.✅He’s...
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MĀORI MILLIONAIRE PODCAST INTERVIEW.
Taylor did something scary... no she didn't jump out of a plane or do anything extreme.
You wear it anyway - now get paid.
The CHOOSE SARCASM ambassador programme is open. You can earn commission, get free gear, and rep the brand you already love. Here’s how to join.
BECOME AN AI ACTION FIGURE.
The AI action figure trend is taking over, and we jumped on board. Here’s how we did it and how you can too!